GUEST POST : THE 12 WORST GIFTS I'VE EVER RECEIVED BY JANE BLED

For the month of December, I have been hosting guest authors. Here is a sample of Jane Bled's post for December 19. 

Don’t get me wrong - when it comes to gift-giving, the gesture is what counts the most. Really. I'm not one of those brand-name-loving chicks who eye-f**ks every pair of Jimmy Choo's from the other side of the department store window.

However, a word to the wise: when it comes time to check me off your holiday gift recipient list, it’s best to save your money. Shower me with meaningful words of love and devotion; or better yet, support my efforts at indie author-hood by buying one of my books, rather than wasting your hard-earned dollars on something I passionately loathe receiving.

In no particular order, here are the 12 worst gifts I've ever had the displeasure of unwrapping: READ MORE HERE

                                                                                                                                                                        Cheers,
About the Author

Why do I write gay erotica? Read my Smashwords interview.

Greetings to those who remain to enter my domain. I'm Jane Bled, award-winning author of LGBT dark fantasy/horror and M/M literary erotica. My penchant for evocative imagery and alluring alliteration aims to entice readers with imaginative, titillating tales I hope you'll find unforgettable. Crimson, the first book in my queer vampire series MASTER, won Best E-book in the 2009 Hollywood Book Festival Awards.

In addition to penning dark stories of fantasy, horror, and forbidden lust, I moonlight as singer-songwriter Jayne, of Jayne feat DR. Z. My voice is accompanied by the late DR. Z on his beloved keyboards. Our music, though roughly recorded, speaks for itself. I hope you'll find it appealing in its potential. Be it my stories or songs, or perchance a combination of the two, I desire to entertain you in any way possible.

Whether we become friends, colleagues, or remain strangers, I wish you peace, and encourage you to follow your dreams.

My Social Connect:

VisualProse (blog/website-in-progress)

Free Reads on Wattpad








- My most divisive piece to date, M/M BDSM erotica short story "Poison" is free on Wattpad and Smashwords/Nook/iBooksuntil 12/31/14. Want more gay anti-romance? Read the first 30% of "Poison II: Spring" free, then use promo code TR62J at checkout to get it for only $1.00. Promotion ends 12/31/14.

- A horror-tragedy Hannibal fanfic with Hannigram undertones, In The Flesh: The Extended Edition, premieres today (12/19) on Wattpad. Join Will Graham on his dark journey into the mercurial mind - and fragile heart - of madness.

- Bare Possibilities, the story of a band bromance-turned-romance, is a departure from my usual darkness. If you like the lighter side of erotica, try this serial humorous M/M tale featuring crack-tastic banter, sexual exploits, and gay-for-you romance.

- Excerpts from my award-winning queer vampire series MASTER are also available for your reading pleasure on Wattpad.

Buy My Books









- Sample any of my published titles on Kindle by using Amazon's "Look Inside" feature. Bonus - all you need to
read Kindle book is a working PC or Smartphone. Download the free app if you need it.

- Currently, "Poison" & "Poison II: Spring" are also available on the following sites:


All of my titles are coming soon to Kobo, Google Play, and OverDrive.

Autumn Breeze

❝ Autumn Breeze is a bestselling LGBT+ author and current Radish Content Provider. She is also the winner of a 2015 Watty Award, a former Wattpad Star, with more than 70K followers on her combined Wattpad accounts @Autumn_Breeze and @HonestDying. She was featured in Cosmo in 2017 “My Lessons with the Sexy Dance Instructor," and she worked as a Freelance Writer for 20th Century Fox on, “A Cure for Wellness: Seeking A Cure.” ❞

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